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mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

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