"Find someone that doesn’t just plant flowers in the worst part of you, but waters the dead ones."
- (via zapisane-we-krwii)
(Source: violum, via rememberletters)
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here