mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
"There’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I’m not going to let anybody see you."
- Charles Bukowski (via observando)